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how to tell if your a heli nut
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AdeH
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Saw this in a US heli site...its so true and can be crossed over to plankers too!

  • If someone says Raptor or T-Rex and you think of something other than a dinosaur... you might be a heli nut.


  • If a "gyro" is not something you eat at a Greek restaurant... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you know that a "Wash out" is not something you do on one of those crazy European toilet lookin' things that sprays water upinya... you might be a heli nut.


  • If the guys at ReadyHeli or Heliproz know you by the sound of your voice... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you own at least one T-shirt with a picture of an upside-down helicopter on it... You might be a heli nut.


  • If you read RC Heli Magazine "for the articles"... you might be a heli nut.


  • If a "paddle" isn't something you use to make your canoe go... you might be a heli nut.


  • If "taco" isn't a delicious Mexican food but instead something that could happen to your batteries in a crash... you might be a heli nut.


  • If a "funnel" isn't just a tool found in the garage... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever had to explain to a coworker who has ridiculed you for playing with toy helicopters that your helicopters are NOT the same as the 2ch helicopters they sell at Wal-Mart and RadioShack, "Mine flies upside down"... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you refer to a model airplane as a "plank" and get offended when someone says "chopper"... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you own more metric size hex drivers than you do SAE hex drivers... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever payed $250 or more for a custom painted canopy you have no intention of ever using... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever been on the internet attentively reading a thread about pinch vs thumbs... you might be a heli nut.


  • If "bling" isn't something gangster rappers wear around their necks but instead blue anodized aluminum helicopter 'upgrade' parts... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you think TX's, servos, gyros and governors become obsolete faster than personal computers... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever asked yourself, "How many helis can I fit in the back of this thing?" before purchasing a new vehicle... you might be a heli nut.


  • If the "Chicken Dance" is more than just a stupid dance you do at weddings and bar mitzvahs... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you know that "spool up" really has nothing to do with spools at all... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you know that "idle up" really has nothing to do with idling... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever watched reruns of Airwolf and fastforwarded through all the parts with busting bad guys and stuff getting blown up just to get to the shots with Airwolf in it... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever walked into the grocery store wearing your transmitter neck strap... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you actually know where in the hell Muncie, Indiana is... you might be a heli nut.


  • If your computer desktop background has a picture of a helicopter on it... you might be a heli nut.


  • If the word "damper" means more than slightly wetter... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you've ever planned a road trip around visiting a hobby shop somewhere out of state... you might be a heli nut.


  • If the theme from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless) is your cell's ring tone... you might be a heli nut.


  • If picking up free T-shirts from the vendors at IRCHA means redoing your wardrobe... you might be a heli nut.


  • If you can spell and pronounce words like Futaba, Henseleit, Mikado, Srimok, Freya, Sceadu, Gohbee, Gaui and Robbe... you might be a heli nut.


  • If the likes of Alan Szabo and Curtis Youngblood are on a short list of Celebrities You Would Like to Someday Meet... you might be a heli nut.

  • If you've ever stayed up past 2:15 in the morning writing stupid "you might be a heli nut" jokes... you might be a heli nut



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